Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Updated Version

Henry has been asking us to "talk wid you" lately, and today he specifically requested that we discuss Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

I told him the story, stopping every now and then to ask him what happens next. We got to the part about the bears going upstairs, and I said, "Papa Bear saw that his bed was all messed up. And what did he say?"

I expected Henry to reply, "'Someone's been sleeping in my bed.'"

Instead, he said, "'What the...?'"