More Christmas Song Lyrics

Have you ever noticed that "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" starts out all friendly-like, then takes a a decidedly un-Christian turn?

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

All good, right?

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here.

I want an Oompa-Loompa, Daddy. I want an Oompa-Loompa now!