O Overalls!

(Sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree")

O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already.
I'm stuck for all eternity
'Tween normal clothes and maternity.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already.

O Overalls! O Overalls,
I know this may seem petty.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I know this may seem petty.
But how you bunch, the way you gape,
Accentuates my shapeless shape.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I know this may sound petty.

O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already.
Your straps that bind and fight with me
When I need to take a pee.
O Overalls! O Overalls,
I'm sick of you already!