Don't Quit Your Day Job, Dear

So my husband's bright ideas haven't been coming quite as fast and furious since he went back to work, but here are two he's mentioned recently:

• Putting a cup holder on the back of baby clothes, for those times you simultaneously have to hold the baby and drink a beer.
• Dressing Henry up for Halloween as...drumroll please...a fetus.

I'll let you know when inspiration strikes him again.